Question Game

[manoth]

Lets have a little game
okay, so here's how it goes: i start asking the most wierd, bizarre question that i can come up with at the moment, the next person who replies answers the question in the most bizzare way and asks a new one, ect.


if i run 100 mph on a city road with a 50 mph limit, would i get a ticket? (short question, but fun to think about)

[Wdneq2]

Ill have a go
Running along road = maybe getting a ticket ;p
Running @ 100mph = 44metres/sec = Ticket (or page) in the Guiness book of records
Only time id be running, is the quick bio break in between spawns camping a mob

My Question (most bizarre I can think of atm)
"Which came 1st ..the chicken or the egg"

[manoth]

lol love your answer

this question is easy though, the egg, you never told me it was a chicken's egg, could be from a dino.

it is said that trees live and feel, yet we cut them down, shouldnt you be accused of murder for cutting down a tree? (i sound like a treehugger i know )

[ilythor]

Plants have (scientifically calculated. I am going on what I have collated from resources) an IQ of 6. This allows them to process a single function at a time. Emotions would cause the plant to stop doing w/e and start crying or equivalent. This leads to certain death. So it cannot comprehend emotion. no emotions, no feelings, and no thoughts as there is no brain. You are not taking a life, but you are taking our oxygen resupply-er.

Are we traveling time right now?!

[manoth]

yes, we are traveling 0.000009 nanosecond per 0.000009 nanosecond

police always say 'dont move' (dont ask how i know ) but in reality you always move a little, how the hell would you prevent moving?

[John Adams]

Pretend you are reaching for a weapon, the police shoots you dead, and now you no longer are moving, not even a little.

Peter likes Susan but not Shawna. He likes Nancy but not Edith, and he likes William but not Charles. Following this same logic, who will he like, Roger or Chris?

[manoth]

´roger, he dosent like the H

whats better red or blue?

[ZexisStryfe]

Blue! Damn red states are always causing problems...

What is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Wdneq2]

I guess that would depend on ...
Is that an African swallow or a European swallow?

[ZexisStryfe]

Why European of course!

[John Adams]

Figures Zexis would come along and break the game.

[manoth]

(Answer): nah, he didnt i'll just continue

Question: If I like Sausages, would I also like bacon?

[ZexisStryfe]

Aw come on... the answer is actually in the movie if you watch it ;op

Anyway, to continue...

Answer- No, you like turkey sausages!

Question- If TessEQ2 goes down, who is the first to bitch?

[Scatman]

If JohnAdams farts in the forest and no one hears it. Did he actually fart?

[manoth]

Answer Sexiz: me

answer scat: yeah, always

If the entrance says do not enter, and the other door says do not enter...were do you enter? o_o.