Bonjour mes amis!!

[Twyn]

So, I discovered project 1999 like a month ago... been playing way too much and progressing very little It excited me.

Thought about Theater Of Dreams, did some super creepy stalking over the internets. Found a script with "Written by Raavhiin" in it on an eq emu site somewhere, where a John Adam replied to it. From there I creeped (while i twirled my long mustache with my finger tips) over to MMO Emulators read some blogs, then snooped into the EQ2 stats pages and saw none other than Hanta herself as a character. A ratty assassin no less... A dead give away!

Well Watson, this (of course) allowed all the pieces to click together, I have basically pieced together your online life since 2008 and decided to contact you. but you must have private messages turned off in the eqemulator site and don't use the raavhin@hotmail email address anymore which i found on an archived message board where you were previously recruiting members.

With no response, I was beginning to doubt myself... And I was kind of concerned that google made it tracking someone online so easy. (I should probably stop going to all those pron sites...)

Distraught by the lack of response, I decided to get a daybreak all access sub so i could play on the new upcoming POP locked server and maybe create a new Theater Of Dreams (I was thinking "TOD: Reloaded" or "The Iron Guppies" or "Casual Drama Inc."), so while I waited for the May server start date, I downloaded the EQ2 client cause it's free and you can't tell me how to live my life, logged in and saw a message from Cleveland about coming to eq2emulator.net cause that's where you hang out now.

So with all of this I say John Adams is in fact Cleveland SteamRoller, A.k.a Raahviin, A.k.a Jakkiil... and he did it in the study with the candle stick!!!!

Cheers!
Richard

[Scribble]

Wow you my friend is my kind of crazy. Welcome and dont forget to ccme by and say hey to us in discord (see mahh signature) .

[John Adams]

So with all of this I say John Adams is in fact Cleveland SteamRoller, A.k.a Raahviin, A.k.a Jakkiil... and he did it in the study with the candle stick!!!!

Cheers!
Richard

Holy crapola, Twyn!

You are indeed correct. All your cyber stalking paid off, about a month late. The original TOD forum domain just expired in March 2017 I still talk regularly to Kichigai and Sugarshoes (Paul and Rebeca). I lost the wee lil Tunnonu somewhere along the line. Still hangin out here with Jordaan (Triune) and some of those peeps... but my game-playin days are lonnnnng over.

I've been doing EQ2Emu since 2008, and in 2013 started vgoemulator.net because that game was doomed (Vanguard). Emulatin' is far more fun than ninja looting noobs, anyway.

How is my favorite Canadian? From your post, I can tell you are as insane as ever. That's awesome Let me know if ToD is still a guild on EQ. I haven't logged in since 2008 I think lol

PS: Hanta was a boy! The tunic just makes it look like a dress

[Twyn]

Thanks Scribble! I'll definitely pop into discord for some inappropriate "That's what she said" comments followed by a penis joke or two.

As for John;

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!111!!!!!eleven!!!1!!!

Your the like most famous person I know!!!! (Besides my brother who is on a police wanted list for escaping the local prison)... I'm gushing! The John Adams!!!!... Oh sure, I didn't know who John Adams was until a week ago, but that doesn't matter! It's like finding your new favorite band, the one your friends all knew about for years, but you just discovered. Like Black Sabbath... Except your not quite as cool as Tony or Ozzy or Butler, or the other guy Geezer? or something like that... BUT STILL! Wow!


Anywho, I see your as productive as ever... I always wondered if you enjoyed playing MMOs and leading a guild or just the paperwork, spreadsheets, logistics and management. I actually have a great idea for a web based MMO which has zero graphics and is completely about grid views, charts, logistics, min/maxing, etc... I keep trying to start it, but I freeze when trying to choose infrastructure... Which user/login management process to follow? ASP Identities, a custom one, some other obscure super secure method that will inevidently proove to be insecure and no longer supported by the author? What architecture... MVC, MVVM? What framework.. .net, .net core, php, node js, sql, no sql? Security? Where am I going to host it? In my house, in the cloud? Amazon, Azure, google??????? I start designing the database and trying to achieve 4th normal form, because I want to understand all the forms intimately... so intimately... Then my brain blows a rod and I stop working on it for a month or two and I start the cycle again, because the last time when i chose .net core for the API and node.js for the front end with Angular, it was a stupid fucking idea... Play to my strengths right? Microsoft stack man, Microsoft stack... Sure I won't be as hip as those nodejs guys with their no sql databases... But if I can build it, and build it great within the MS stack I can pad my resume and linkedin profile and I'll get paid better for the next big company I work for... cause big business uses the MS stack!


Uh...

TOD still exists on the merged MT server. Tonnu logged in in December 2016 and a few other peeps in 2017. I've sent her a message in game to see if she wants to catch up. We'll see aboot that.

As for insanity... These are my lucid moments sir. It's been busy between procreating, working, going back to school, changing careers, working, and working... After 9 years of busy busy busy, I'm finally at a place where I can zone out for a few hours a night (as long as my chores are done first).

[John Adams]

Summarizing:
They let you procreate???

God help us all.

And yes, I found writing policies of what you were NOT allowed to do in my guild was far more exciting than actually... playing the game. Duh!

[Twyn]

Weird right? They hummed and hawwed about me getting a dog, was my yard big enough? do i have enough time for it? do i understand how much it costs to own a dog? do you understand this is a long term commitment? and on and on and on. Having a kid was way easier.

"Nrrrugh! Your welcome... I was amazing." Badda Bing Badda Boom! Kid.

I hope things are rockin alright for you man. Flowing locks still shoulder length, beard thick and luscious... Don't tell me... I'd rather find a picture of you on the internet somewhere, it'll be like I'm watching you through your bedroom window while you sit at your boudoir combing your silkin hair, wearing an almost shear teddy with adorable lace frill. You'll pretend you don't know i'm there, but you know... I know... but we play the game...

Anywho, I gave the dog back... they should have explained to me what I was getting into. The bloody thing caused more damage to my home and property in 2 weeks than my son and cat did in 8 years. Well, not really, but it seemed like it! In addition to many hundreds of dollars of hardwood flooring damage, soiled carpets and pet supplies; an hour before I was due to take the dog back to the original owners it chewed a hole in my 3500 dollar leather sofa. Now mind you, that's 3500 Canadian pesos, so that'd be like 20 American freedom bucks. Well, because i'm cheap, I grabbed a pair of jeans I blew the crotch out of while power sliding while playing a killer guitar solo in my totally not fake rock band i'm in... Yeah, i'm fat and the crotch ripped cause... fat... Anyway, so i cut the legs off to make some denim patches to fix the couch and the pants end up lookin like daisy dukes and I show the missus. "Hey sweetie check im out, whore shorts!" She said I should wear them. The boy was home, but its not like he hasn't seen me arse before so i shuck down me pants and shootch on these shorts and proceed to repair the hole in the couch... I have to say, they were not comfortable, and admittedly i was a little self conscious. I was having some body image issues. My wife started making cat call noises and slapping my ass... All body issues disappeared and I felt sexy again. One thing lead to another and we didn't have sex and I instead put on pants, threw out the shorts and took the stupid dog back. Dogs are stupid.

Anything going on down south?

[Gangrenous]

Anything going on down south?

Rain

[Cynnar]

Lots of rain!

I like it when a stalker finds his prey. Wait... I mean old friends get to catch up.

Welcome to asylum!

[John Adams]

Anything going on down south?

A little itching, but the doc says it will pass after the prescribed treatment.

btw, you are out of your goddamn mind. Man, I have missed you.

[Twyn]

NOTE: Anyone who reads my posts must do so while using a "Canadian" accent in their head. If you don't know what sounds like, watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrRUsXTXm_A

Rain

Lots of rain!

I like it when a stalker finds his prey. Wait... I mean old friends get to catch up.

Welcome to asylum!

Yeah, I heard you's was getting hosed down there. But on the other hand, [Insert something positive here], so there's always that, am I right? Yeah, it's important to look on the bright side of things.

And thanks for all the warm welcomes. It makes me feel all gooshy and warm inside, like a pizza pop left on the dashboard.

A little itching, but the doc says it will pass after the prescribed treatment.

btw, you are out of your goddamn mind. Man, I have missed you.

Yeah man, I hate getting the itch. I'm not sure how it works down there, but when you go to the clinic here and tell them you've got an itch they shove things into yer pecker hole! Lord feckin jeebus... Now, not by anyone's imagination am I considered hung, but when I laid down naked from the waist down on that steel table and she was holing that metal thingy and describing what she was about to do do. Shit, it looked like I was wearing wooly underwear with a pink button. My boys, they abandoned me as well and tried their best to make their way to my abdomen. Apparently the sight was enough for the nurse to cup what was left of me sac and say, "A little scard are we?", right before she started. Faaaaaack.

Now I don't put my pecker anywhere I'm not 100% sure of, or mostly sure. True story, I have a small penis...

For all you youngsters out there, here's some life lessons you can get from that story:
1. Your penis does not have eyes, that's what foreplay is for. Scouting.
2. When you see that chick in the bar, ask yourself, "Is she hot enough to put a metal rod in my dick hole?"
3. When you inevitably say "Yes" to point 2, remember point 1.


Cheers!

[Gangrenous]

I have had them scope my bladder before. No, it is not pleasant in fact it was the worst pain I have ever experienced. That metal rod is way bigger than where they put it. The procedure is called a cystoscopy and getting a prostate exam is 10x simpler than that.

http://www.healthline.com/health/cystoscopy

[Twyn]

I have had them scope my bladder before. No, it is not pleasant in fact it was the worst pain I have ever experienced. That metal rod is way bigger than where they put it. The procedure is called a cystoscopy and getting a prostate exam is 10x simpler than that.

http://www.healthline.com/health/cystoscopy

Oh we're doing one up's are we? I can play this game...

OK... let me see... what did i get done worse than a camera shoved in me pecker? Hernia repair? Nah, too common... Cyst removed from my head? That was done in the doctor's office, so nothing special... Wart removal... I stubbed my toe that one time... Band camp?...

You win.

But my story was funnier...

[Gangrenous]

And of course they found nothing, the symptoms just went away as soon as they started. Probably too many soft drinks.

[John Adams]

TMI......

[Gangrenous]

He started it...