Increase site traffic

[Twyn]

OK,

Suggestions to increase site traffic:

1) Pron. Everyone loves it, everyone wants it.
2) Update the site meta tags to include words like "Free", "Torrent", "Download", "Trump", "Oil", "Make Money", Etc...
3) Micro transactions! They're huge now-a-days. Update your business model for the site to use micro-transactions. Want to post on the forums? Unlock the ability to post for $0.99!!!!
4) Write a bot that searches for forums with anonymous posting and drops links back to the site, but have the link say something like "Check out my hot asian wife!", or "You can make 1000's of Pesos with this one trick!!!"
5) Become YouTube personalities. Create Minecraft, reaction, fidget spinners or kitten videos and put tons of links back to eq2emu. Shit, my son has gotten malware twice on his laptop because of a YouTube ass hat with a bad link in a video.

Anyway... I should get back to work... Apparently they are "paying me" or whatever...

[Cynnar]

Super ideas! I think we should put you in charge of that.

You mean to tell me you get paid to work? How does that happen?