Macho Dumb Ass

[Arremis]

Two guys are sitting in a restraunt, when this hot bombshell of a blonde waitress walks up and asks them if they were ready to order.
The first guy looks her up and down, nodding and smiling, he says, "Yeah, I'll have a quickie." To which the waitress slaps him across the face and walks away.
The guy looks surprisingly over to his friend, who's smirking and laughing under his breath, and asks, "What'd I say?"
His friend points to the menu and says, "It's pronounced...QUICHE."